How many Members of Congress does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb now costs $34.95.
How many Hollywood Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know yet. Let me look at the contracts. I'll have my people call your people.
How many Proctologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but I don't think you're gonna like where he wants to screw it.
How many Method Actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but what's my motivation?
How many Therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Now, when you say it's dark, what do you mean by that?
How many Public Bus Drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but only if you have the exact change.
How many Police Officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to beat on you with a flashlight, one to confiscate the video of the you getting beat on with a flashlight, and one to give you a ticket for being in the dark without a licence.
How many Prima Donnas does it take to screw in a light bulb? You want me to do what? I'm out of here!
How many Marlon Brando Impersonators does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to get the butter.
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