LIz and Dick, a Dimwit and a Prick

I am thinking of marketing a new line of "I Am A Dick" underwear featuring the image of former VP Dick Cheney. Tee-shirts will retail for $15.95, boxer shorts for $9.95, and hats for 147.50.

We could even have a line of women's "I Am The Daughter Of A Dick" apparel with Liz Cheney's picture plastered on it. I have a pair of product slogans ready: "He's a Halliburton of a Guy!" and "The Spore Doesn't Fall Far From The Fungus. . ." What do you think?