How many Porn Stars does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but the light socket will have to wait its turn.
How many Project Managers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll need a team of crack engineers working around the clock seven days a week for eight months to accomplish the task.
How many Plastic Surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to fashion a new bulb out of spare nose cartilage and skin pulled from the back of your left calf and one to screw it in when it's ready.
How many Mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, and he doesn't actually need a light bulb. And he can do it walking against the wind.
How many Real Estate Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Now, what type of light bulb were you interested in? Can I show you something on the lower east side? It may need a little work, but you could always knock out a wall.
How many Drama Queens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Leave the light off! I prefer the darkness!! Is that you, Mother???
How many Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A hundred and one. One to screw in the light bulb and a hundred to shout "Hallelujah!"
How many Insomniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. Now, shut up or I'll smash your flashlight too!
How many Employment Counselors does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. And the position has been filled! Good day!!
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ReplyDelete- One, because the library can't afford to hire a custodian
- None, because the library doesn't have any librarians, they are all "paraprofessionals"
- One, but only after IT staff thoroughly grill them on every single process they took to break the old light bulb, then referred them to the manual on Light Bulb 2.0