Milton Bradley's Suppression!
The new game that's sweeping the nation!
Stack the Supreme Court and have voter protection laws gutted! Rail against non-existent voter fraud! Require voter Id's and then make them impossible for low income citizens to obtain! Eliminate early voting, cut polling hours, move polling places to inconvenient locations, and have rest rooms in public buildings closed on voting day!
Dozens of evil scenarios to choose from! Fun for the entire family! Vote for the candidate of your choice, but be prepared to wait in line! Hope you have a large bladder!
Brought to you by the creators of Money Grab, Southern Strategy, Corporate Bailout, Crazy Christians, Union Buster, Shootout at the Sandy Hook Corral, Fuck the Vet, and the ever popular, Not Sorry. Available wherever games are sold and online at mbkigames.com.
"It's the #1 game of the year. I loved it and so did Mrs Sean Hannity." -- Sean Hannity
"Godly family fun. It's rapturously good!" -- Pat Robertson
"I'm willing to try anything that will allow me to keep my job." -- John Boehner
"I play it while armed and drunk and when sitting on the toilet." -- Ted Nugent
"Perfect entertainment for War on Christmas parties." -- Bill O'Reilly
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"I eat babies! Babies taste good!!" -- Rick Scott
"Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Masturbation! Benghazi!" -- Ted Cruz
"Is this supposed to be funny? I don't understand satire. Look, I usually get paid for product endorsements." -- Antonin Scalia
"What he said." -- Clarence "Big Lynch" Thomas
Due out next Spring, the sequel to Suppression: Gerrymander. See if you can cram all of the Democrats in your state into a single Congressional District! And also, the children's version of Suppression, Class Election (special oligarchy edition).
Milton Bradley is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Koch Industries, Inc. Game sold only in U.S.A., Russia, North Korea, The People's Republic of China, Singapore, and Haiti.
I see the television commercial for this game. A group of adults are playing the game while the cast of Fiddler on the Roof sings "Suppression!" to the tune of "Tradition!" Each player will be one of the game pieces: The Black Man, The Woman, The Veteran, The Old Woman, The Immigrant, The College Student, The Poor Man, and The Gay Guy. They are having so much fun that The Old Man wets himself.
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