Monday, May 12, 2014

The Stooges Live Again


Possible Sketch for SNL. A Three Stooges parody with Paul Ryan (Moe), John Boenher (Larry), and Ted Cruz (Curly). Ryan and Boenher are setting up the podium for the coming Benghazi hearings and Cruz comes over from the Senate to help. Boenher accidentally hits Ryan in the head with a swinging two-by-four and Ryan responds by pulling out Boehner's hair and poking him in the eye. (No, Paul, No!) Cruz is eating a large jar of limburger cheese; he sets it down and Ryan sits in it. An embarrassed Ryan responds by dumping the cheese down the front of Cruz's trousers and by slapping Cruz and Boenher repeatedly. Trey Gowdy arrives to test the podium, slips on a board, and sends Ryan's "handyman's" box flying into the air. Tools are thrown in every direction. Ryan, Boenher, and Cruz all avoid being hit, but a stage line has been severed and three sandbags fall to the ground, hitting each of them squarely on top of the head. They fall down in a pile and the end music plays.


1 comment:

  1. It took me forever to get the graphic right on this one.

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