Second Amendment Period

Soon the right to keep and bear arms will be the only right any of us have left. We will effectively be slaves. Slaves with guns. Trained to point our weapons at each other whenever tempers boil over; and not use them to deal with our corporate masters. Life will be brutal and pointless, but it'll be interesting.

On the bright side, a constitution with only one amendment will be both easier to read and easier to memorize for school children. And we can get rid of the Supreme Court. Or, at least, cut down the number of justices sitting on it. With only one amendment, there won't be enough work for nine people.