Saturday, November 1, 2014

Rush's Love Life

According to Wikipedia, Rush Limbaugh has been married three times. Explain this anomaly, please:

1] Alcohol and roofies.

2] God hates women big time.
3] We are living in the bizarro universe.
4] The number of blind/deaf women has increased several hundred percent since the end of World War II.
5] Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Phyllis Schaftly.
6] A loaded 38 and three rounds of ammunition.
7] Fat, bald, self-deluded, and shrill are the new signs of male virility.
8] Bad breath, bad manners, and impotence are more appealing in person than they are on the radio.

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