Being bitten is almost always worse than being barked at.
Christmas at Kmart begins in September. Happy New Year, folks!
Since when did "have a nice day" replace "up against the wall, motherfucker" as the proscribed nicety for dismissing strangers at local businesses?
Wanderlust is overrated.
Count backwards from infinity using only prime numbers. I dare you. . .
People come and go, but there's always weather. What's up with that?
Judas needed love also.
I wonder: what does wildfire spread like?
I'm going out on Halloween dressed as Kim Jong-un.
I checked out a book on World War II from the library and found that a previous reader had defaced a photograph of Hitler by erasing his mustache.
Driving to work the other day I saw a sign at the fruit market that read "Deer Carrots." My immediate reaction was "Who's Carrots and where's the rest of the letter?"
I refuse to say "Ole Miss."
My one talent -- if such can be considered a talent -- is the ability to hang onto lost causes.
Life is what we do to kill time before time kills us.
Comfort food makes me retch.
It is a wicked mind that places order before justice.
What cannot be put into words always makes one cry.
I'm getting old. No doubt about it. When I see a pretty woman walking a dog I now find myself checking out the dog.
Pictures of other people's lives are a burden to behold.
Nothing interests me less than celebrity.
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